Creepy vans, much like scorpions, like to travel in pairs.
I became aware of this fact today while cruising by my local Home Depot's parking lot. As you can clearly see, both of the vans in this picture are textbook examples of creepy vans.
However, what is missing from this picture are the tons more really creepy, mildly creepy, and borderline creepy vans that were lurking all over the place. Have creepy van owners caught on to the fact that people are avoiding their natural creepy habitats so now they are gathering in locations that were once deemed creepy van free?