It is not necessary to inquire into why minivans are not creepy vans because it would be offensive to do so. Minivans are modern day living rooms except they frolic - on wheels. They house children, pets, soccer balls, crock pots, televisions, and so on.
Considering the aforementioned, when I first started taking note of creepy van culture, I assumed that a minivan would never grace the pages of creepyvans.com. As per usual, my assumption was incorrect. This is because it is a creepy van’s pupose to know how to creep you out, by catching you off guard.
So, where does a minivan go to transform into a catch-you-off-guard creepy van? Perhaps a botanical shop that specializes in delivering flowers? Absolutely.
15 December 2009
08 December 2009
Disc jockeys are creepy: to begin with. There is no doubt about that.
How can I be so sure? Is it because when I see one, my mind instantly makes a connection between them and creepy carnival people? The nomadic tribe of nomads, known almost as much for their night time traveling, as they are for their creepy vans filled with bearded ladies and creaky ‘coasters?
Of course it is. All of their characteristics and mechanisms are the same. Except that instead of cruising their creepy vans from one desolate destination to the next; Disc jockeys will choose a wedding, bar mitzvah, and exclusive underground rave as their stage.
Up until the other night, I could dismiss these similarities as creepy but convenient coincidences. Good logic, not enough evidence.
Well, now I say to you, here is that evidence:
Author’s note: This creepy van was parked in a downtown hotel docking area. As my friend and I were taking pictures of it for this entry, we heard the unmistakable sound of a car window being broken nearby. Needless to say, it was creepy and a reminder that where there is a creepy van, there is sure to be creepy activity.
Creepy Van Types
Business Vans (3) El Paso Vans (2) Multiple Creepy Vans (2) Painted Vans (2) Blue Vans (1) Cartoon Inspired Vans (1) Creepy (Mini)vans (1) Creepy Ice Cream Vans (1) Creepy Poser Vans (1) Creepy Van Hangouts (1) Creepy Van Men (1) Creepy Vans with a Message (1) Creepy Wal-Mart Vans (1) Hippie Vans that are Creepy Vans (1)