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25 January 2010

Flower Children Don't Drive Creepy Vans.

Contrary to popular opinion, there are only two types of hippies: happy hippies that love trees and creepy hippies that hate bathing.  

The two groups are often times mistaken for one another and it is understandable to see why.  Both breeds favor communal living arrangements, free love as opposed to costly love, and making said love over making hateful war.  But the key similarity that they share is their affinity for grooving around town in a legit Volkswagen Type 2 Hippie Van. 

Many of you are wondering how I know so much about the hippies.  The answer is one-fold, I live in California.  However, my residency here is recent and up until my arrival a few months ago, I was under the false impression that creepy hippie vans would be lining every single street in CA.  This assessment is inaccurate largely because not all hippie vans are creepy vans.
  
For example, note the following VW van that I found on a hippie website.  It just isn't creepy.  In fact, it kind of makes you smile. 



Now compare it to this VW creepy van that I saw at the beach:





















It is the embodiment of creepy.  Furthermore, I can say with certainty that creepy hippies live in it because I saw them and they scared me.  Why did they scare me? Because it was at the exact moment that they noticed me noticing them that I recalled that Charles Manson was also a California hippie.  The breed of hippie known for driving this type of creepy van. 

28 comments:

Uncle Jesse said...

there's lots of creepy hippies living in vans here in far northern california! but it seems like the vw's have all rotted away and used as lawn planters, and now they are all living in those 70's boogie vans.

Uncle Jesse said...

hey, check out the latest post of Extreme Craft..about vans!

Diana said...

Thanks! Love the pics and the video.

bill said...

Hippies can be extremely deceptive. They lure you in with their pachouli scent and carefree demeanor. Then the beatings start and the next thing you know you are an indentured servant harvesting organs on a commune in central Idaho! Why Moonbeam! Why did you lie to me!?!?

Diana said...

Sounds like you speak from experience, Bill. Kinda creepy.

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What happened to the website? I have been holding my breath for months waiting for new and bold insights into the netherworld of San Diego Van Creepers!

Diana said...

Stay tuned. Recently saw the creepiest van in the world. Update due out shortly.

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